A woman sends a text to her husband:
Wife: “Honey, after seeing your girlfriend Valerie, don’t forget to buy BREAD on your way home from work.”
Husband: “Who is Valerie?”
Wife: “Nobody. I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation you saw my text.”
Husband: “But I’m with Valerie right now. I thought you saw me?”
Wife: “What? Where are you?”
Husband: “Near the bakery.”
Wife: “Wait. I’m coming right now!”
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife: “I’m at the bakery, where are you?”
Husband: “I’m at work. Now that you are at the bakery, buy the BREAD!”
LOL .. I know a few Valerie’s